Master of the House

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes

酔っ払いの仲間、放蕩者の巣窟

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts

下品な冗談、いつも酔っ払いの連中

My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn

娼婦の息子たち（いや、今夜は違う）が宿で暮らす

Homing pigeons homing in

帰巣本能の鳩たちが飛んでくる

They fly through my doors

ドアをくぐり

And they crawl out on all fours

四つん這いで這い出す

Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down

ようこそ、旦那様、お座りください

And meet the best innkeeper in town

町一番の宿屋主人をご紹介

As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:

他の連中？みんな悪党さ：

Rooking their guests and cooking the books

客から搾り取り、帳簿をごまかす

Seldom do you see

そういう人間はめったに見ない

Honest men like me

私のような正直者は

A gent of good intent

善意の紳士で

Who's content to be

満足しているのさ

Master of the house, doling out the charm

宿の主、人当たりは上々

Ready with a handshake and an open palm

握手もお手の物、手のひらも開く

Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir

下品な話で盛り上げ

Customers appreciate a bon-viveur

客はこの世渡り上手を喜ぶ

Glad to do a friend a favor

友達の頼みも喜んで聞く

Doesn't cost me to be nice

優しくしても金はかからない

But nothing gets you nothing

しかし何もせずには何も得られない

Everything has got a little price!

全てには値段があるのさ！

Master of the house, keeper of the zoo

宿の主、動物園の管理者

Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two

一銭二銭も容赦せず取る

Watering the wine, making up the weight

ワインを薄め、量をごまかす

Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight

客が気づかぬうちに小物を掠め取る

Everybody loves a landlord

みんな大家が大好き

Everybody's bosom friend

みんなの親友

I do whatever pleases

何でも好きなことをする

Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

くそっ、結局最後まで搾り取るぞ！

Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye

宿の主、目を引くのもお手の物

Never was a passerby to pass him by

通りすがりが無視できない

Servant to the poor, butler to the great

貧しい者には仕え、偉い者には執事として接する

Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!

慰め、哲学者、そして生涯の友！

Everybody's boon companion

誰の友人でもある

Everybody's chaperone

誰の保護者でもある

But lock up your valises

でも荷物はしっかり閉じておけ

Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!

くそっ、骨まで毟るぞ！

Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief

比類なき食事、信じられない料理

Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef

ミンサーで混ぜて、牛肉のフリ

Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat

馬の腎臓、猫の肝臓

Filling up the sausages with this and that

ソーセージにこれやあれを詰める

Residents are more than welcome

常連客は大歓迎

Bridal suite is occupied

花嫁用の部屋も満室

Reasonable charges

料金は良心的

Plus some little extras on the side!

さらにちょっとした追加料金も！

[MADAME THÉNARDIER, spoken]
Oh, sorry love

あら、ごめんなさい

Must get something done about that

ちょっと手を打たなくちゃ

(sung)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince

昔は王子に会う夢を見てたの

But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?

でも、神様、今どうなったと思う？

Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!

宿の主？つば一滴の価値もないわ！

Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!

慰め、哲学者、でも大馬鹿者！

Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire

小賢しい頭脳、まるでヴォルテール

Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there

恋の達人のつもりでも、実際は大したことない

What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse

なんて酷い自然のいたずら、こんなクズと一緒になるなんて

God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!

神様、どうやってこのバカと一緒に生きてきたかしら！

[ALL]
Master of the house!

宿の主！

[MADAME THÉNARDIER]
Master and a half!

主の中の主！

[ALL]
Comforter, philosopher

慰め、哲学者

[MADAME THÉNARDIER, spoken]
Don't make me laugh!

笑わせないでよ！

[ALL]
Servant to the poor, butler to the great

貧しい者に仕え、偉い者に執事として接する

[MADAME THÉNARDIER]
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

偽善者、追従者、酔っ払い！

[ALL]
Everybody bless the landlord!

みんな大家を祝え！

Everybody bless his spouse!

みんな奥さんも祝え！

Everybody raise a glass

みんなグラスを上げろ

[MADAME THÉNARDIER, spoken]
Raise it up the master's arse

主の尻まで上げなさい

[ALL]
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

みんな宿の主に乾杯！